(Welcome aboard Joey
I love to imagine what a chat between Emily and Avery Haines would be like.
(Who for the purposes of this experiment will be Irish. I'm not very creative)
"Grand. Any news?"
"News? You're a journalist? "Any news?" Geddit?"
"Hmm... Ah, same old, same old. Managed to piss off every single ethnic group in the world in one sentence. You?"
"Got the phrase "Coming in your pants" onto national prime time television."
"Well that's something. Anything lined up?"
"Aw, I was thinking of telling everybody I illegally download, but I might just encourage our fans to do it instead..."